Fuck you, Samantha.
Check out my friend Emily Langston’s new YouTube channel if you want to see really unflattering photos of me.
Is there some secret voodoo I can do to win this car? Because it’s kind of killing me.
I keep thinking about how winning a car would make me feel so much better right now.
‘The Muppets… Again!’ May Open Seconds After ‘The Muppets’ Ended →
Hey, check it out! My photo made it onto @slashfilm!
KERMIE, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!? #Muppets filming! (at Disney’s Soda Fountain & Studio Store)
My shift supervisor at Starbucks shouted “TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR” when I walked in late to work this morning.
timmywestside:
Is it weird that I've been looking for a specific Dora the Explorer watch all day?
If you find one let me know because I need one!!!! LIMITED EDITION.
At certain points during Iron Man 3 I thought I was watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
